Summary: "I'll wank off in the hallway then!" Niall shouted. "Right here, right outside your door—'ve got my cock out and everything—"
Genre: slash (not really romantic), um porn, humor
A/N: I'm American so that's why this has American spellings (I'm still not sure if I'm supposed to use British spellings for British characters/fandoms so...?) Um sorry about that? I mean that's the only really 'American' thing about this fic or whatever
This is for Jack because for some ridiculous reason he's not in One Direction fandom and ships Niall/Liam like burning or something so yeah
Fic takes place around September 10th xxxx year I guess
It has been a while since I haven written boy/boy things sigh( Niall seemed to think that it was Liam's birthday, which. )
I KNOW I USED THE WORD "WANK" A LOT IM SORRY